A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some
>>Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,
>>Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum
>>Deodorant, and never have.
>>
>>Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she
>>Has been buying the stuff from drug stores on a
>>Regular basis and would like some more.
>>
>>"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have… Continue

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the

women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her

… Continue

Went to D-Fest in Tulsa last weekend and it was a great time the Flaming Lips kicked some major ass as well as the 150 other bands that performed in the 2 day festival. I know it's not metal but I love live music and to see artist that are truly great at their craft. The festival is growing every year and it's no SXSW but hey it is worth the money spent......Black Stone Cherry is worth seeing and listening too those guys are going to have a huge future in music......Down For Five who pla… Continue

I am so glad that all of ya'll came to my great state to rock out with me and my thousands of new friends.....That fucking ruled!!!!